Current mood:	groggy
Current music:	The Kinks, Lola

I had my first cross dresser come in last night. It's kind of odd that after 10 months working there I get one on my second-to-last day.

He looked like an average middle-aged businessman. I figured he was shopping for his wife. Silly me. I asked, "Are you looking for a gift?" There was a pause and he said, "Kind of." This was my first inkling...but I thought...nah...

After a little while he came up to me with a handful of gowns, camisoles, panties, whatever, and I figured he was ready to be rung up. But he looks at me and says, "I'm actually gay. These are for me. Would it be possible to try these on?"

I'm pretty sure I opened my mouth and nothing came out at first, (partly because that was the first time I realized he was wearing a bra) but I recovered pretty quickly only to wonder if that was totally against the rules. But no one else was around and I wasn't about to send this guy and his negligees to the other fitting rooms so I let him. Apparently he really likes flowers and lace.

Afterward he thanked me and said he didn't have much experience with this, that he was actually in town for a first date (internet, methinks). So let's all hope Dave and his blue negligee enjoyed their first anal encounter, shall we?